Dear Dow Constantine:
Letting my opponent frame the debate worked wonders for me!
Signed,
John Kerry
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Dear Washington State:
A huge magma pool under three volcanoes? I'm shocked!
Signed,
Nobody intelligent
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Dear Seattle:
I think the viaduct is very sturdy.
Signed
Homeless people's cardboard boxes, and Stone Cold Steve Austin's knees
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Dear Mike McGinn:
Once you save Seattle, we're still going to die.
Signed,
Polar Bears
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Dear Seattle:
We think Susan Hutchison is a very nice lady.
Signed,
Women with chronic PMS
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Dear Major League Soccer:
You don't need the Seattle Sounders. We think MLS as we know it is totally entertaining.
Signed,
Insomniacs
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Dear Mike McGinn:
Might want to give SDOT the route to your house for the next snowstorm.
Signed,
Greg Nickels
P.S. Instead of trying different Downtown restaurants, just order a plate from all of them at once. Saves you time and MMM MMM GOOD
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Dear Seattle Voter:
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Signed,
Joe Mallaspam, Nigerian Prince of Caucasia
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