Dear Byron Westbrook,
Don't worry about being in your brother Brian's shadow.
Signed,
Ozzie Canseco, Jeremy Giambi and Mike Maddux
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Dear President Obama:
I'm not a racist but... when I hear the term 'blackout', I tend to take it literally.
Signed,
David Duke
P.S. No offense but DIE DIE DIE
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Dear Brett Favre:
You have an offensive line? I'm so jealous.
Signed,
Fran Tarkenton
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Dear VH1:
I am SO excited! I can't wait to find out the winner of Real Chance of Love 2!
Signed,
Nobody with an actual life
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Dear Kate Gosselin:
Nice wig! Looks totally natural!
Signed
Lady Gaga
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Dear George P Bush:
Have no fear when you run for President in 2016. We are on your side.
Signed,
Florida, Diebold and the U.S. Supreme Court
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