tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18681047144559237612011-11-27T17:29:31.250-08:00Steven Gomezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02020991909875747531noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1868104714455923761.post-15145035262875348092009-10-27T18:57:00.000-07:002009-10-27T19:05:50.764-07:00Dear <a href="http://www.king5.com/news/politics/R-71-narrowly-winning-I-1033-losing-66682452.html">King 5</a>,<br /><br />That poll is BULLCRAP.<br /><br />Signed,<br />Everyone supporting the candidates your poll says are losing<br /><br />******<br /><br />Dear Citizens,<br /><br />H1N1 will kill us all if you don't get vaccinated.<br /><br />Signed,<br />People who thought Hantavirus, Avian Flu, Ebola and SARS would annihilate humanity<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1868104714455923761-1514503526287534809?l=letterfiction.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steven Gomezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02020991909875747531noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1868104714455923761.post-26985691245905943882009-10-26T22:54:00.000-07:002009-10-26T23:07:41.508-07:00Dear Dow Constantine:<br /><br />Letting my opponent <a href="http://blog.seattlepi.com/seattlepolitics/archives/183264.asp">frame the debate</a> worked wonders for me!<br /><br />Signed,<br />John Kerry<br /><br />******<br /><br />Dear Washington State:<br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/mcclatchy/20091026/sc_mcclatchy/3340211">A huge magma pool under three volcanoes</a>? I'm shocked!<br /><br />Signed,<br />Nobody intelligent<br /><br />******<br /><br />Dear Seattle:<br /><br />I think the viaduct is very sturdy.<br /><br />Signed<br />Homeless people's cardboard boxes, and Stone Cold Steve Austin's knees<br /><br />******<br /><br />Dear Mike McGinn:<br /><br />Once you save Seattle, we're still going to die.<br /><br />Signed,<br />Polar Bears<br /><br />******<br /><br />Dear Seattle:<br /><br />We think Susan Hutchison is a very nice lady.<br /><br />Signed,<br />Women with chronic PMS<br /><br />******<br /><br />Dear Major League Soccer:<br /><br />You don't need the Seattle Sounders. We think MLS as we know it is totally entertaining.<br /><br />Signed,<br />Insomniacs<br /><br />******<br /><br />Dear Mike McGinn:<br /><br />Might want to give SDOT the route to your house for the next snowstorm.<br /><br />Signed,<br />Greg Nickels<br /><br />P.S. Instead of trying different Downtown restaurants, just order a plate from all of them at once. Saves you time and MMM MMM GOOD<br /><br />******<br /><br />Dear Seattle Voter:<br /><br />CHEAP CIALIS,Viagra ONLINE - LOWEST NET PRICES!<br /><br />Signed,<br />Joe Mallaspam, Nigerian Prince of Caucasia<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1868104714455923761-2698569124590594388?l=letterfiction.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steven Gomezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02020991909875747531noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1868104714455923761.post-53271638295135686642009-10-26T21:51:00.000-07:002009-10-26T22:03:39.647-07:00Dear <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byron_Westbrook">Byron Westbrook</a>,<br /><br />Don't worry about being in your brother Brian's shadow.<br /><br />Signed,<br />Ozzie Canseco, Jeremy Giambi and Mike Maddux<br /><br />******<br /><br />Dear President Obama:<br /><br />I'm not a racist but... when I hear the term 'blackout', I tend to take it literally.<br /><br />Signed,<br />David Duke<br /><br />P.S. No offense but DIE DIE DIE<br /><br />******<br /><br />Dear Brett Favre:<br /><br />You have an offensive line? I'm so jealous.<br /><br />Signed,<br />Fran Tarkenton<br /><br />******<br /><br />Dear VH1:<br /><br />I am SO excited! I can't wait to find out the winner of Real Chance of Love 2!<br /><br />Signed,<br />Nobody with an actual life<br /><br />******<br /><br />Dear Kate Gosselin:<br /><br />Nice wig! Looks totally natural!<br /><br />Signed<br />Lady Gaga<br /><br />******<br /><br />Dear George P Bush:<br /><br />Have no fear when you run for President in 2016. We are on your side.<br /><br />Signed,<br />Florida, Diebold and the U.S. Supreme Court<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1868104714455923761-5327163829513568664?l=letterfiction.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Steven Gomezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02020991909875747531noreply@blogger.com0